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Welcome To
Bizarre Police Chronicles
Issue No. 10
June 8, 2000
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Hello once again to all my regular subscribers and welcome to
all new subscribers. This is the 10th issue. I hope you enjoy
the interesting stories and special features in this edition.
Please feel free to e-mail copies of this newsletter to your
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the "Bizarre Police Chronicles."
Index:
The Mask Of A True Patriot!
Have I Got A Deal For You!
Surprise! Surprise! Open Up Your Eyes!
Strange And Bizarre Laws!
Bizarre Turn Of Events!
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The Mask Of A True Patriot!
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A man robbed a convenience store in a small rural farm community
located in Southern Illinois. He was wearing a ski mask to
conceal his identity. Being paranoid by nature, the robber
thought that he may have pulled his ski mask off a little too
soon after the robbery, and that someone may have seen his face.
So what does this brilliant criminal do? Within 15 minutes
after the robbery, he goes to the police station to find out if
there were any warrants out for his arrest. Well, there was a
warrant! He had violated a number of his parole provisions from
a previous conviction. So police promptly placed him under
arrest.The arresting officer searched this man and found a ski
mask in the man's back pocket. The man did have enough sense not
to bring his gun into the station.
Police already had a description of the robber's clothes and the
ski mask. No one saw the robber's face. The ski mask was
identified by witnesses as looking like an American flag. It had
red, white and blue stripes with stars. The ski mask this
patriotic criminal was carrying in his back pocket matched the
description. His clothes also matched.
Police even recovered the stolen money from the man's car, which
was parked next to a police car, right outside the front entrance
to the station. It was in a plastic shopping bag with the
convenience store's name brand. The gun was found in the trunk of
the car.
Our masked marvel is now serving at least 15 years in prison for
the armed robbery and his previously paroled crimes.
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Have I Got A Deal For You!
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A man, with a gun, jumped into anoter man's car and demanded the
driver to go to an ATM and withdraw $500. The driver told the
hijacker that he did not have an ATM card (even though he did).
The hijacker believed his captive and then ordered him to drive
to a bank's drive-thru and withdraw $500. This time the captive
victim told the hijacker that he didn't have an account with any
bank in town and that he didn't have his check book with him.
Not knowing how dangerous or what the hijacker might do next,
the captive man made a deal with the hijacker. He gave the
hijacker $40 in cash and told the trusting dummy that he would
go into the bank and make arrangements for a money transfer from
his bank. He told the hijacker "If I don't come out within ten
minutes, you keep the $40 and my car." The hijacker agreed. The
now released captive went into the bank and explained everything
to a bank officer. The police were called and within minutes the
dumb hijacker was surrounded and then arrested.
In court, the hijacker testified that if it hadn't been for the
man he hijacked, he would be a free man today. He even had the
gumption to ask the judge to arrest the hijacked victim for going
back on their deal. The hijacker stated that "It's not fair, your
honor, that this man deceived me and that police were a willing
party to this miscarriage of justice.
This man was found guilty and was sentenced to a hefty prison
term.
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Surprise! Surprise! Open Up Your Eyes!
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Two police officers, on patrol, happen to spot a pick-up parked
by the dock of an electronics warehouse. It was after normal
work hours. The truck was jam packed with TVs, computers,
cameras, VCRs and other electronic merchandise. The truck's
engine was running and it's driver was ready to make his get
away. At least it appeared that way. When the officers approached<
the truck, they discovered the driver was asleep.
They woke him up, and placed him under arrest. He was placed in
the patrol car for transport back to the police station.
One officer stayed behind to meet with the warehouse manager
who had been called immediately after the arrest. The stolen
merchandise would have to be tagged for evidence, the truck
would have to be impounded, the warehouse would have to be
checked and secured.
While waiting for the manager to arrive, the remaining
officer got in the truck to check registration in case the
truck was also stolen and to obtain necessary information he
would need for his report. As he opened the glove compartment,
three men came walking out of the warehouse with even more
electronic equipment. They each placed their stolen goods into
the back of the pick-up and climbed aboard. One of the men
yelled "that's all we can get now, let's get out of here."
What a surprise when a police officer jumped out of the truck
and told them to raise their hands and that they were all
under arrest.
It turned out that each man arrested, including the driver,
were employees of the warehouse. They had keys to all the
doors. The truck they used was company owned. They thought
they would be committing the perfect crime. They had the
entry code for the alarm system and figured they had plenty
of time to load up and get out without ever being detected.
The warehouse sat far back from the main road and they
figured they were safe from anyone seeing them loading the
truck. However, they didn't count on a patrol car checking
out the warehouse in a routine drive by.
All the men were convicted and sentenced to jail terms. The
merchandise they loaded in the truck had a retail value over
$30,000.
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Strange And Bizarre Laws!
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Some of these laws are actually still on the books, while others
no longer exist. In any case, I hope you find them amusing and
somewhat thought provoking.
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Voters Beware! In Texas, it is illegal to carry a sword or a
spear to a polling place.
Years ago, women in Norfolk, Virginia were required to wear a
corset in public. In fact, this was a law that was strictly
enforced. The state even created a civil service job for corset
inspectors. The position was open to men only.
In Florida, there is no law that forbids you from tying your
elephant to a parking meter. Just make sure you pay the parking
fee or you could get a ticket. I wonder where they place the
ticket if you do get one! What happens if your elephant is in
a no parking zone? Do they send a tow truck or what?
Wartbury, Tennessee is very concerned about the safety of it's
single, divorced and widowed women. An ordinance forbids them
from parachuting on Sunday!
If you live in Corpus Christi, Texas, don't plan on raising
alligators from your home. It is illegal.
Hey! If you like crawling, swimming or just hanging around in
public sewers, you better not do it in South Carolina. It's
against the law without a permit.
I know some people think there should be a law against wearing
clothes that don't match. Well, if you live in Carmel, New York,
you can actually break the law if you wear a jacket and pants
that don't match. However, the law only applies to men who go
mismatched in public.
In Hartford, Connecticut, it is illegal to cross streets while
walking on your hands.
Did you know that in Chicago you could get arrested (if you
survive) for dining in a burning building?
At one time in Michigan, a law stated that a husband legally
owned his wife's hair. She was not allowed to have it cut or
even cut it herself unless she received permission from her
husband.
If you are in the state of Arkansas, you better pronounce
that state's name correctly. It's actually illegal to
mispronounce Arkansas while in the state. Illinois and
Missouri could use that law!
In the country of Norway you are encouraged to have your
male dog or cat neutered. However, it is illegal for you to
have your female dog or cat spayed.
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Bizarre Turn Of Events!
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Call it fate, bad luck, or just a coincidence, but two men tried
to rob a liquor store at the same time. Both were carrying guns.
They approached the counter at the same time. One of the robbers
pulled out his gun and told the clerk to hand over the money in
the drawer. The other robber pulled out his gun and pointed it
at the first robber and exclaimed "Hey, you can't rob this store,
I'm here to do the same." The two robbers argued back and forth
and finally agreed to split the proceeds. They then both lowered
their weapons. Unfortunately for them, another man, standing
behind them, had his gun pointed in their direction.
Surely their couldn't be a third man trying to rob the store at
the same time! Well, no! The third man turned out to be an off
duty policeman moonlighting as the store's security officer.
The security guard placed them under house arrest until police
arrived. They were charged and later convicted of attempted
armed robbery. It's no coincidence that both men are serving
time in the same prison at the same time. I wonder if they got
lucky and became cell mates!
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