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Welcome To
Bizarre Police Chronicles
Issue No. 11
June 15, 2000
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Hello once again to all my regular subscribers and welcome to
all new subscribers. This is the 11th issue. I hope you enjoy
the interesting stories and special features in this edition.
Please feel free to e-mail copies of this newsletter to your
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the "Bizarre Police Chronicles."
Index:
The Prize Patrol!
Stop Or I'LL Shoot!
Wanted Posters Don't Lie!
Editor's Choice Department!
Strange And Bizarre Laws!
Separate Honeymoons!
Fist Full Of Trouble!
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The Prize Patrol!
A man and woman robbed a convenience store. While the man
emptied the contents of the cash register into a knapsack, his
girlfriend carried on a conversation with the clerk. While
standing at the counter she saw a promotional display for a
prize contest. Not wanting to lose an opportunity to cash in
further, her greed got the best of her. She filled out all the
info required including her name, address and phone number.
Well, to say the least, she got an almost immediate response
to her contest entry. Within one hour after the robbery, both
her and her boyfriend were arrested by police. The info she
provided on the entry form was enough for police to come
knocking on the couples door to make the arrest. I guess you
could call them the prize patrol!!
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Stop Or I'll Shoot!
A man in California was returning to a mall parking lot, only
to observe three young men driving off with his car. Since he
carried a registered gun for his protection, he started shooting
at the car. He took aim at the tires in an attempt to slow them
down and perhaps scare them enough to get out of the car.
Instead of hitting the tires, a bullet struck the gas tank and
the car caught on fire. The three young men then, wisely
abandoned the car.
Police received three calls on this incident; The man that fired
the shots, mall security, and surprisingly, the driver of the
car. When police arrived, they were greeted by all three parties.
The shooter demanded the arrest of the three car thieves and the
young men demanded the arrest of the shooter. Each of the two
parties had called police with different stories as to what had
occurred. Mall security was unable to support either parties as to
what had happened. All they saw was the car on fire. They were
able to put out the fire before the police and fire department
arrived.
As it turned out, the car was owned by the young driver. The
shooter mistook the car for his own and didn't hesitate to
investigate. He was arrested and charged with discharging a
firearm in public and numerous charges regarding the
destruction of the car and putting the three young men in
danger.
The judge did go fairly easy on this man, considering what could
have happened. The man received a six month jail sentence and
parole. The young driver's insurance company sued this man and
they later settled out of court.
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Wanted Posters Don't Lie!
A police officer stopped a man for a minor vehicle violation.
The officer recognized the man from a wanted poster he had seen
back at the station. The fugitive on the poster was an escapee
convicted for armed bank robbery.
The demeanor and attitude of the suspected felon was very polite
and cooperative. He was able to present a valid drivers license
and vehicle registration. The picture on the license matched the
man's appearance. The name and address on the registration were
verified by DMV. Everything seemed to be in order. The name
didn't match that of the fugitive. The officer thought he
perhaps made a mistake, but kept insisting in his own mind that
this was the man on the poster.
The driver was given a warning ticket for a burnt out brake
light and sent on his way. However, moments later the officer
realized that the man was indeed the convicted bank robber he
had seen on the wanted poster! The driver had signed his real
name on the warning ticket. His real name matched the name the
officer remembered from the poster.
The officer called for backup and was soon chasing the fugitive.
After a brief pursuit, the fugitive ran his car into a street
lamp post. Police cars blocked him from further escape and he
willingly gave up.
It was later revealed that the license was indeed issued to the
fugitive, but he used another person's identity. He was also able
to register the car in that person's name. He told police he was
trying to live a normal life and thought he could assume another
person's identity. He indicated that it was a natural mistake to
sign his real name on the traffic warning. He also didn't know
that wanted posters with his picture were plastered on the walls
of every post office and police station in every county in the
state.
Thanks to the officers keen observation, this fugitive is behind
bars. The now captured fugitive had escaped 3 months prior to
this arrest. In fact he was being transported to a prison
facility when he made his escape. This time around the prisoner
transport went off without a problem and the convict is in a
maximum security prison serving additional time for his escape.
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Strange And Bizarre Laws!
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Some of these laws are actually still on the books, while others
no longer exist. In any case, I hope you find them amusing and
somewhat thought provoking.
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Rhode Island prohibits anyone from smoking a pipe after sunset.
I guess it clogs up the atmosphere and affects the appearance
of the sunset.
I hope this law is no longer in the books, but in Alabama you
can be put to death for putting salt on a railroad track.
A California law prohibits spitting anywhere in public. But
you are allowed to spit on a baseball field.
I thought the French were considered romantic. Maybe they are,
and maybe that's why lawmakers passed a law making it illegal
to kiss on the railways.
If your house catches on fire in Connecticut, good luck. Fire
trucks are restricted from exceeding 25 MPH. This also applies
when responding to a fire alarm.
I know this law in Nevada is somewhat outdated. The law requires
anyone walking on any street in Nevada to wear a mask. Just
think how hard it would be to enforce this law in Las Vegas.
Thousands of people would have to be arrested everyday. Just
try putting on a mask and walking by a hotel/casino! You might
be surprised how fast you get a response from security. But, I
guess you could tell them you were only observing the law.
In Illinois you can receive a fine up to $1000 for beating rats
with a baseball bat.
Hey! Don't frown at a policeman in New Jersey, it's illegal and
you could get arrested.
Women Beware! In Pennsylvania, you must obtain a permit in order
to wear cosmetics.
In Ohio, not more than five women can live in the same house
together. It's considered illegal.
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Separate Honeymoons!
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A young couple were among 15 other couples, waiting in line at a
court house, to be married by the judge. The young couple got
their turn, said their vows, and the judge declared them husband
and wife. When the couple kissed and turned to walk away, they
were approached by two police officers who told the couple they
were under arrest. Both had bench warrants for their arrest.
The police officer recognized the couple while they were waiting
in line to be married. The officers had previously arrested both
on an aggravated assault charge. Neither showed up for their day
in court and so the bench warrant had been issued.
The newly weds spent their honeymoon in separate cells. Charges
were dropped for lack of evidence. However, both newly weds
faced charges for not appearing in court. Both were reunited
when they once again appeared in court. Once again before the
same judge that had performed the marriage ceremony just two
days before. This time the judge would announce a sentence
instead of a declaration of marriage. The judge sentenced them
to time already serve. The newly weds were released. They went
on a honeymoon and stayed in less confining quarters.
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Fist Full Of Trouble!
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An obviously drunk man tried to rob a gas station with his fist
as a weapon. He told the clerk behind the counter to fork over
all the money or he would punch him out! The clerk refused to
comply. The drunk then demanded the cash once again and once
again the clerk refused to go along with the drunks demands.
In fact, the clerk was rather amused at this man's feeble
attempt to rob the station. The drunk was barely able to take
more than one or two steps without falling over. At one point,
the drunk knocked down a floor display and ended up laying face
down in a bed of potato chips.
Finally, the drunk told the clerk he was fed up. He was going
to call the police because they had guns and could back him
up in his robbery attempt. Was this drunk also dumb or did he
just become dumb when he got drunk? In any case, the clerk
helped the drunk off the floor, dialed the police station, and
gave the phone to the drunk. The drunk told police how the
clerk was so uncooperative. He requested back-up from the
police to assist him in his robbery attempt. The rest is
obvious. Police arrived within minutes to arrest our staggering
bandit.
This man was charged with drunk and disorderly conduct. Somehow
his lawyers helped him beat the robbery felony charge. He did
serve several months in a work house and he had to pay about
$200 for damages he caused when he tried to rob the gas station.
What's it called when you try to rob a store using your fist? Is
it armed robbery? Surely not! Maybe it's just called dumb!
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