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Welcome To
Bizarre Police Chronicles
Issue No. 12
June 22, 2000
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Hello once again to all my regular subscribers and welcome to
all new subscribers. This is the 12th issue. I hope you enjoy
the interesting stories and special features in this edition.
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Index:
With This Ring I Do Thee Arrest!
Drug Dealer Reports Rip-off To Police!
Robber Gets The Big Salami!
Weekly Quotes To Remember!
Strange And Bizarre Laws!
Man Gets Arrested After Losing Shirt!
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With This Ring I Do Thee Arrest!
A husband and wife team robbed a liquor store. It was late and
no other customers were in the store. They both wore a ski mask
to conceal their identities. While the husband held the clerk
at gun point, the wife emptied the contents of the cash register
into a paper bag.
Being even more cautious not to be identified, they removed the
two surveillance cameras mounted on two separate walls. They
then made their escape. The clerk then called the police. When
police arrived they found just a few loose bills and some change
in the cash register, and as strange as it may seem, they also
found a diamond ring. Evidently the female assailant lost her
ring when she was in the process of taking the money from the
register. The robbers got away with just under $60 but left a
ring worth thousands in it's place.
The next day after the robbery, a woman entered the store asking
if anyone had found a diamond wedding ring. The clerk on duty
told the woman to wait and she would ask her boss if he knew
anything about a lost ring. Of course the clerk knew that the
ring had been left behind in the robbery the night before.
The clerk went to the office in the back of the store. Her boss
was alerted to the woman's inquiry regarding the ring and so
police were called. To keep the woman in the store until police
could arrive, the clerk asked the woman to wait in the office
while her boss had a chance to check lost and found.
When police got to the store, they detained the woman for
questioning. When asked about the robbery, the woman denied
having anything to do with it. She tried to convince the police
that she had been in the store earlier the day before and made
a purchase. She thought the ring fell off when she was handing
money to the clerk and somehow the ring ended up in the cash
register.
However, police were convinced that this was the woman involved
in the robbery. The clerk that had been robbed the night before,
had been called in to see if she could identify the woman. Since
both robbers wore a ski mask during the robbery, the clerk had
had some difficulty finding anything about the woman that she
could identify. But in private, she did tell police she thought
the woman appeared to be wearing the same clothes the female
robber wore during the hold-up.
When police told the woman they had evidence that she was
wearing clothes similar to what the female robber was wearing
during the robbery, her reply was "How could you possibly know
what I was wearing, my husband and I took down the surveillance
cameras." Well, that's all police needed to know. Her statement
to police also implicated her husband as the other robber. The
woman was arrested for armed robbery. Her husband was arrested
that same morning at his work place. Both face at least 10 years
or longer in prison.
It was noted later that the cameras the couple removed from the
store were fakes, but there was one hidden camera that was real.
It recorded the entire robbery. It was also noted that the ring
the female robber tried to recover was worth about $3500. Total
cash taken in the hold-up was $59.35. The couple was having
financial problems and decided to start robbing stores. They
would have been better off taking the ring to a pawn shop. They
ended up having to sell the ring, their car and other items to
pay for a decent lawyer. They were convicted of the armed robbery
and are awaiting sentencing.
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Drug Dealer Reports Rip-off To Police!
This is a bizarre, yet true story about a drug dealer who went
to the police station complaining that he had been ripped-off
in his last drug deal! He actually went to his local police
precinct to complain that his supplier ripped him off for two
pounds of marijuana. He was suppose to get ten pounds, but got
only eight. He told police he was tired of getting ripped-off
by all his suppliers and was ready to turn states evidence
against each of them. He was sure that by declaring his intent
to turn states evidence, he would be able to stay out of trouble.
After making his complaint and the declaration to turn states
evidence, he also turned in the eight pounds of marijuana along
with a list revealing the names and addresses of all of his
supply sources. What a great day for the drug enforcement
division! They were able to arrest ten drug dealers including
a wholesaler they were trying to catch for some time.
The district attorney did allow the man to turn states evidence
so he could testify in court against the other dealers. However,
he still ended up going to prison. He refused to let a lawyer
handle his plea bargain with the district attorney. According to
the district attorney, this man probably would have received
no prison term and a couple years probation. The man had a great
dislike for lawyers and decided to handle his own negotiations
with the district attorney. Since the district attorney was also
a lawyer, the negotiations did not go well to say the least. He
threatened the district attorney's office and displayed his
dislike for it's attorneys by his aggressive behavior. Even
though the man had turned states evidence, he still was charged
with possession with intent to sell. He got a reduced sentence
because of his cooperation, yet because of his dislike for
lawyers he ended with a two year sentence. He is serving time
in the same prison with the ten other drug dealers he turned in.
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Robber Gets The Big Salami!
A Miami man tried to rob a deli. Instead of getting the dough
he got the salami. The owner of the deli smashed this would be
robber across the nose with a giant salami. The man fled. Nose
bleeding and in great pain, he decided to stop running and hide
in the trunk of a parked car. Unfortunately, the man soon
discovered he couldn't get out of the trunk and he also realized
that the car belonged to the police.
After five days he finally let police know he was in the trunk.
Police opened the trunk and after determining that this was the
man who had attempted the robbery at the deli, he was arrested.
Originally, the unmarked police car was being used in a stake-
out in pursuit of another criminal. Police were not aware of
the man's presence in the trunk until he pleaded for his
release. After his arrest, the man was taken to the hospital
where he was treated for a broken nose.
I'm sure he was hungry after his five day ordeal in the trunk.
But probably not quite hungry enough to eat a salami!
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Strange And Bizarre Laws!
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Some of these laws are actually still on the books, while others
no longer exist. In any case, I hope you find them amusing and
somewhat thought provoking.
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In Switzerland, you are not allowed to mow your lawn on Sunday.
The law was made because lawn mowers cause too much noise and
could block the sound of church bells.
In Oklahoma, tattoos are forbidden.
Here are some laws from selected cities in Arizona.
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City law in Glendale, Arizona prohibits driving your car in
reverse.
Prescott, Arizona prohibits anyone from riding horses up the
stairs of the county court house.
Better pull some of your teeth out or keep your mouth shut in
the city of Tombstone, Arizona. If you are 18 years or older
and you smile in public, you better be sure that you have at
least one or more teeth missing. It is illegal to show less
than one missing tooth.
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In Ohio, there actually was a law that prohibited anyone from
causing a fish to get drunk.
In Utah you can marry your own cousin if you are 50 years of
age or older. Of course that means both cousins must be 50 or
older to become husband and wife.
In Chicago, you can march or protest naked in front of city
hall. However, you must have a permit and be sixteen years of
age or under. Oh! To be young again!
Sweden declared that prostitution was legal. However, it is
illegal to have sex with a prostitute or to use any of that
prostitutes services. Figure that one out!
If you own horses in San Francisco, Beware! A law prohibits
you from piling horse manure higher than six feet on any
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Man Gets Arrested After Losing Shirt!
An Arkansas man stole a pick-up truck parked in a shopping
center. He used the truck to load auto parts he stole from a
warehouse. After the burglary, he left the truck in a vacant
parking lot. When police found the truck, later that same day,
they found the thief's shirt in the back of the truck. It was
around 100 degrees that day and so the thief removed his shirt
to be more comfortable. In the shirt pocket, police found a
credit card receipt the man received when he paid for a meal
he had at a local restaurant. They also found the thief's
master plan for burglarizing the warehouse. It was all detailed
on several sheets of paper.
It didn't take police long to connect these two crimes together
and link them to our shirtless criminal. With the cooperation
of the credit card company, the thief's name and address were
disclosed and soon police arrested him at his home.
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