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Welcome To
Bizarre Police Chronicles
Issue No. 13
June 29, 2000
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Hello once again to all my regular subscribers and welcome to
all new subscribers. This is the 13th issue. I hope you enjoy
the interesting stories and special features in this edition.
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Index:
Carjacker Gets New Set Of Wheels!
The Taste Of Crime!
The Mask Of Stupidity!
That's Not My Bag!
Strange And Bizarre Laws!
Weekly Quotes To Remember!
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Carjacker Gets New Set Of Wheels!
In Houston, Texas, a carjacker forced a woman out of her vehicle
so he could steal her pickup truck. While driving away from the
scene of the crime, he crashed into a parked car. When police
arrived at the scene, witnesses gave a description of the man
and the direction he was going.
During their search, police spotted a man on a small purple,
girl's bicycle. When police caught up with him, which didn't
take long, the man claimed the bike was his and that he was
peddling his way to the grocery store. However, the man matched
the description of the carjacker and was arrested.
The carjacker was charged with both the larceny of the car and
the bicycle and the assault upon the owner of the pickup truck.
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The Taste Of Crime!
A Seattle, Washington man attempted to siphon gas from a motor
home. The owner of the motor home called police and informed
them that the man appeared to be sick and that he was laying on
the ground outside the home.
When police arrived, they discovered that the man had made the
mistake of hooking the siphon hose to the sewage tank of the
motor home instead of the gas tank. No charges were file by the
owner of the motor home.
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The Mask Of Stupidity!
A man tried to rob a bank. As a disguise, he wore a paper sack
over his head. The sack was secured by a rope around his neck.
Only very small peep holes were cut out so he could see. Armed
with a shotgun, the robber told the teller to start emptying the
tills and he commanded everyone else to drop to the floor or he
would start shooting.
Everyone in the bank complied with the armed robbers command.
Then suddenly, as the robber moved closer to the tellers window,
he began to wobble and walk erratically. Seconds later, the armed
robber fell to the floor. He dropped his shotgun. It appeared
that he was not moving, so a security officer picked up the gun
and told the robber he was under arrest. It was apparent that
there was something wrong with the robber. The security officer
and a customer in the bank, with medical experience, tried to
remove the mask. They had difficulty getting the rope untied from
around the man's neck and so had to rip the sack. The man's face
had turned blue. With the combination of the rope being to tight
and the sack not providing enough ventilation, the robber had
passed out. He was actually suffocating. Once the sack had been
removed the robber began to regain consciousness.
911 was called and an ambulance was dispatched to take the
robber to the hospital. The robber arrived at the hospital under
police custody. He later was charged and convicted of the
attempted armed robbery.
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That's Not My Bag!
A man entered the court house to pay a parking ticket. He went
up to the clerk's window, reached in his back pocket to get his
wallet and a bag of marijuana fell to the floor. He paid his
fine. When he turned around, a police officer was standing next
to him.The officer informed the man that he was under arrest and
showed him the bag of marijuana that had dropped from the man's
back pocket. The man tried to deny that the bag was his. However,
the police officer had been standing directly behind the man when
it fell out of his pocket.
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Strange And Bizarre Laws!
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Some of these laws are actually still on the books, while others
no longer exist. In any case, I hope you find them amusing and
somewhat thought provoking.
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In Marshalltown, Iowa it is against the law to allow your horse
to eat a fire hydrant.
In Kentucky, a man can buy a hat as long as his wife is not with
him.
In Sidney, Illinois a woman is breaking the law if she wears
pants.
Little Rock, Arkansas actually told mother nature she was
prohibited from from allowing the Arkansas River from rising
higher than it's Main Street bridge. I would like to see them
enforce that law if mother nature should decide to disobey.
Pacific Grove, California loves it's butterflies! You can
actually get a $500 fine for bothering a butterfly.
Skate boarding on walls and vertical surfaces is prohibited in
California. Well, I guess that's not such a strange law. I've
seen skate boarders surfing on the side of walls and other very
unusual surfaces.
Flying barefoot is illegal in Fairplay, Colorado. The law
doesn't state what method of flight is illegal.
If you are a farmer in Clawson City, Michigan, there is a law
that makes it legal for you to sleep with your animals. This
includes cows, pigs, horses, chickens and goats.
In Nebraska, it is against the law for a barber to shave a
man's chest.
Harthahorne, Oklahoma actually passed an ordinance prohibiting
the placement of a hypnotized person in a stores display window.
I guess they have had problems with that in the past.
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Sure! We Take Bad Checks!
A woman went into a clothing store. She selected the items she
wanted and then took them to the clerk to make her purchase. The
sale totaled over $200. The woman proceeded to pay for her
purchase by check. When the clerk looked at the check, she could
not believe her own eyes, the check was from her own account.
The customer had even signed the clerk's name as she watched.
The week before, a purse snatcher took the clerk's purse. The
purse contained her check book, some credit cards and about $40
in cash. Right after the purse snatching, she canceled the
checking account and notified the credit card companies. But,
she never expected to find her checks showing up at the store
she worked in.
The clerk asked the customer for ID. When the customer told
the clerk that she left her wallet at home, the clerk told the
customer to wait a few minutes until her manager came in and
could approve the check without an ID. Of course this was a
stall tactic to keep the customer in the store. The clerk asked
the woman to wait for the manager over by the customer service
desk. In the meantime, police were called. They arrived soon
after the call. The customer was arrested. She later implicated
her boyfriend as the purse snatcher and he was also arrested.
The clerks purse and all of it's contents, except for the $40,
were recovered.
After further investigation, it was discovered that this couple
wrote a number of checks against the clerk's closed account and
actually were able to purchase over $1000 worth of merchandise.
Of course the checks didn't clear later because the account had
been closed. The stores that allowed those purchases never
checked for ID. The couple really thought they had a good thing
going until the attempted purchase at the clothing store.
The woman and her boyfriend each ended up with over ten charges
in connection with passing bad checks. The boyfriend also was
charged with assault and robbery for stealing the purse.
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