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Welcome To
Bizarre Police Chronicles
Issue No. 14
July 6, 2000
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Hello once again to all my regular subscribers and welcome to
all new subscribers. This is the 14th issue. I hope you will
enjoy the interesting stories and special features in this
edition. Please feel free to e-mail copies of this newsletter
to your friends, relatives, and associates. Let them also
experience the "Bizarre Police Chronicles."
Index:
Mugger Gets "Mugged" By Camera!
Burglary Suspects Put On TV Performance!
Bad Cops! Worse Bandits!
The "Bizarre" Award For Weapon Originality!
Strange And Bizarre Laws!
Weekly Quotes To Remember!
Clever Teenager Plots Perfect Robbery!
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Mugger Gets "Mugged" BY Camera
A woman entered one of those instant photo booths to have her
picture taken. As she sat down, a man peaked in, saw her purse,
grabbed it and ran. Unfortunately for this man, his timing was
off just a second or two. When he peaked in to snatch the purse,
the camera took his picture.
The woman reported the incident and gave police the picture of
the man. Police were able to make a quick arrest. The assailant
was a local man who had been arrested many times before for a
number of petty crimes. Police recognized his "mug" without
difficulty. They knew where he lived and where he normally hung
out during the day.
The ladies purse contained less than $2 in change, a pair of
under panties and a bra. The purse was actually a work-out bag
the lady carried with her when she went to the gym.
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Burglary Suspects Put On Tv Performance!
Two Los Angeles men burglarized a Radio Shack. While in the
store, they clowned around and recorded their antics on the cam
corders they were about to steal. They took great pleasure
watching their own performance on the television they were
hooked into. Little did they realize, they were also performing
in front of a security camera which had been strategically
placed among the other cameras. All of their antics and their
burglary were recorded on tape. Police had all the evidence they
needed to arrest the performing clowns. It did take a little
while to find the two men, but arrest were eventually made. They
left many clues to their identity during their performance.
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Bad Cops! Worse Bandits!
In Mexico, three police officers decided they could make a
better living by becoming bandits instead of law enforcement
officers. They could command attention and deceive their victims
by wearing their police uniforms in the commission of their
crimes. They planned their strategy and were ready to pursue
their new venture.
For awhile their strategies and criminal acts brought them a
degree of success and the life style they were trying to obtain.
However, this would all come to an abrupt end. The downfall
occurred one fateful day when they stopped a certain car at gun
point and demanded money. To the three bandits, this was just
another hold-up that could net additional income. What they did
not expect was the speed at which their robbery attempt was
foiled. Just seconds into the attempted robbery, they were
surprised and overpowered by a group of men who were heavily
armed and ready to fight.
The men turned out to be bodyguards for the person inside the
car. That person was the son of Mexico's president. You can be
sure that these bad cops got their wish for a new life style,
but not the one they had planned. You can only imagine what kind
of sentences these bad cops received and where they are serving
their prison terms.
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The "Bizarre" Award For Weapon Originality!
The three criminals in the following stories get the "Bizarre
Police Chronicles" award for the most original weapon used in
the commission of a robbery.
File #1
One man used a hot cup of coffee to rob a convenience store. He
actually threw the hot coffee in the clerk's face and then
grabbed the the money from the register. He was later arrested,
charged and convicted of the robbery. He also pleaded guilty to
the assault on the clerk and actually received more jail time
for the assault than for the robbery.
File #2
A woman used the spiked heel of a shoe to rob a clothing store.
She and the clerk were the only people in the store at the time.
Originally, the woman thought she could simply tell the clerk to
hand over the contents of the cash draw. After all, the woman
was over six feet tall and weighed more than 250 pounds. She was
sure that the clerk would be intimidated enough by her size
alone. When the clerk refused, the robber grabbed a spiked shoe
from a display counter and threatened the clerk with the shoe.
The clerk then complied and the robber escaped with several
hundred dollars in cash and the spiked shoe.
Police finally caught up with this woman, about a month later,
when she was arrested for fighting in a bar. The woman's size
was the big tip-off detectives needed to connect this woman to the
clothing store robbery. The clerk was able to identify the spiked
heel robbery suspect.
File #3
The following story reveals perhaps the most bizarre weapon ever
used in a robbery.
A woman in Texas went into a service station. She approached the
check-out counter carrying a large purse. She reached into the
purse and pulled out a skunk. She then proceeded to aim the rear
portion of the skunk at the cashier. She told the cashier to hand
over the money or she would cause the skunk to spray her in the
face. The cashier quickly obliged. The woman escaped with the
cash and skunk tucked away in the handbag.
The cashier called police immediately after the robber left the
store. An officer patrolling in the vicinity of the gas station,
spotted a woman running across a parking lot. She was carrying a
large handbag. The officer caught up with the woman and then
cautiously checked out the contents of the handbag. He could see
the skunk and the money. The woman was arrested for the robbery.
The skunk turned out to be this woman's pet, it had been descented
and would have been incapable of spraying. The woman was held for
trial and was later convicted of the robbing the gas station. The
skunk was not charged.
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Strange And Bizarre Laws!
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Some of these laws are actually still on the books, while others
no longer exist. In any case, I hope you find them amusing and
somewhat thought provoking.
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In Scotland it is illegal to be in the possession of a cow while
intoxicated.
In Thailand, you must wear underwear in public (under your
clothes of course) or you can be arrested. I wonder if they have
an undercover underwear patrol to check you out!
If you want to repaint your home in Sweden you must get special
permission from the government and also get a painting license.
In Colorado, you can be arrested "riding a horse while
intoxicated."
In Singapore, you can receive a huge fine for not flushing a
public toilet after using it.
In Pennsylvania, 16 woman living in the same house is considered
a brothel. On the other hand, it is legal for as many as 120 men
to live together.
In Switzerland, it is illegal to leave your car keys inside an
unlocked car.
No fun at Halloween in Virginia. State law prohibits children
from trick-or-treating.
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Clever Teenager Plots Perfect Robbery!
A teenage boy decided to start his life of crime by robbing a
convenience store. He thought he had the perfect plan to assure
his success. He would employ a clever technique that was sure to
work every time.
Upon entering the store, he had his hands held in the air. He
approached the cashier and with a frightened look on his face,
told her that a man outside the store forced him, by gun
point, to come in the store and get all the money in the cash
register. The teenager went on to explain that the man had
wired a bomb to the building and would blow-up the building and
everyone in it if he didn't have the money within three
minutes.
To make his story sound even more believable, he told the cashier
that the man was sitting in the blue Mustang. Well, that was the
beginning of the end to this teenagers first attempt for a
successful robbery. The man in the Mustang was the store's
owner and the cashier's husband. The cashier knew the boy was
trying to con her out of the money. She reached under the counter,
pulled out a gun and placed the boy under citizens arrest. She
called police and the teenager was arrested.
The boy was only fourteen years old. He spent six months in a
juvenile detention center and is presently assigned to a
parole officer.
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