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Welcome To
Bizarre Police Chronicles
Issue No. 2
April, 13, 2000
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I hope you find this issue interesting and entertaining!
Index:
A really strange and bizarre 911 call!
Strange and Bizarre Laws!
Man gets arrested for going back to school!
Police arrest robbers at their front door!
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Bizarre 911 call!
Arrest my husband! He won't buy me more beer!
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A Vermont woman called 911, claiming that her husband had
assaulted her, and they better hurry before the situation gets
worse.
When police arrived, they found the woman throwing beer
bottles, dishes and anything else she could find, at her husband.
When finally restrained, the woman, obviously very drunk,
claimed her husband assaulted her because he refused to go to
the store to buy more beer, and he prevented her from going to
the store when he took the car keys. According to her, this was
assault and she wanted her husband arrested right now!
When police thought they had calmed her down, the woman
asked the police to buy more beer for her. Of course police
refused and the woman started kicking, spitting, biting,and
yelling obscenities at the police. Somehow, she managed to
punch her husband in the face and bite the leg of one of the
officers. When restrained once more, this woman was arrested
for assault and resisting arrest!
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Strange and Bizarre Laws!
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Some are still one the books, while others no longer exist,
but never the less, these laws are truly thought provoking!
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In Blythe, California, there is an ordinance that prohibits a person
from wearing cow boy boots in public unless that person owns at
least two cows.
A resolution in Brawley, California, could get mother nature arrested.
Brawley passed a resolution forbidding snow in its city limits.
I've heard of lap dancing being illegal in some states, but in Ohio its
illegal to operate a motor vehicle if you are sitting in another persons
lap.
Don't ride a bicycle in a swimming pool in Baldwin Park, California,
its against the law.
In Winston-Salem, North Carolina its illegal for children under seven
to go to college. Just think of all the under seven kids you know, that
this law severely limits.
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Man gets arrested for going back to school!
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A man accused of robbing a jewelry store told police that he had a
good alibi. Even though the accused man knew that police had little
evidence or that most of it was circumstantial, he decided to reveal
to police, that beyond a doubt, he was not the one that robbed the
jewelry store. At the time the store had been robbed, our man with
the rock solid alibi, stated that he was in school. Not as a student,
but as a burglar. That's right! His alibi was that he had broken into
a school at the time the jewelry store was robbed. Had he not
admitted to the school break-in, he may have gone free of both
charges.
Timing is everything. This man obviously decided to go back to
school at the wrong time! Upon admitting to breaking in to the
school, this back to schooler was promptly arrested for burglary.
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Police Arrest Robbers at their front door!
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A 7-11 convenience store was robbed in Winnipeg by two men wearing
Ski masks. They were armed with a shot gun and a knife. They got away
with an undisclosed amount of cash and cigarettes. Police had no trouble
tracking down these robbers. The crime was committed during a winter
storm. The culprits were apprehended when police were able to follow
their foot prints in the snow. The tracks led police from the store directly to
the suspects front door. Police were able to arrest them soon after the
crime took place. They each probably had time to take a couple of puffs
off of their stolen cigarettes. Who says crime doesn't pay!
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