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Welcome To
Bizarre Police Chronicles
Issue No. 3
April, 20, 2000
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Hello again and welcome to the 3rd issue.
I hope you enjoy the interesting stories and
special features of this edition of the
"Bizarre Police Chronicles".
Index :
Naked man claims aliens took his clothes!
Strange and Bizarre Laws!
Do you believe this woman?
An Apology!
Chronicles will soon be on the web!
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Naked man claims aliens took his clothes!
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Police were dispatched to the employees parking lot of a
large processing plant. It had been reported that a naked
man was jumping on and off of cars and urinating on
windshields.
When apprehended, this man stated that he had been
abducted by aliens while walking his dog. The man told
police that the aliens took him aboard their space craft and
removed all his clothes. They supposedly ran a number of
tests on our abductee and then released him on the parking
lot about 3 miles from his home and point of abduction.
When asked why he was jumping on the cars and urinating
had brain-washed him into believing that he was walking
on hot coals and that the cars were big slabs of ice. By
jumping from hot to cold, he was able to keep his feet from
burning or freezing. Our alienated man would have police
believe that he urinated on the cars because he thought he
could dispel the mind altering drugs the aliens gave him. The
drugs were suppose to be the cause of the hot and cold
hallucination.
This man was taken to a hospital for mental evaluation, and
believe it or not, he was found mentally competent. Also,
there was no sign of any type of mind altering drugs in his
body.
It was later determined that the man did not live within 3
miles of the processing plant. In fact, his drivers license,
which was invalid at the time, indicated an address in a
different state. With a little research, detectives were able
to obtain more information about this man. They discovered
that he had been arrested in 3 other states, including the
state he once lived in, for indecent exposure. Each time he
was arrested, he used an alien related story.
He had just been released from jail in another state, for a
similar charge, five days prior to this new charge. The man
was later found guilty of indecent exposure and received time
in the work house. I sure hope he never tries that alien act in
jail !!
He will soon be released. So beware! A naked man could be
bringing his act to your parking lot, soon!
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Strange and Bizarre Laws!
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Some are still actually on the books, while others no longer
exist, but never the less, these laws should put a smile on
your face!
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A mis-worded ordinance written by city council in Belvedere,
California: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master
on a leash."
If you take your pet elephant for a walk in San Francisco, it
must be on a leash. What? No law requiring you to carry a
pooper scooper!
Did you know that in France it is illegal to land a flying saucer
in a vineyard?
Sleep walkers Beware! You could get in trouble in Chicago if
you wear pj's while fishing.
Don't try driving more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood
Boulevard, you could get arrested. Of course, if you do go over
the quota, I wouldn't worry to much. Who's going to count anyway!
Don't make ugly faces at dogs in Ohio, or you could be fined, or
even put in jail.
In Newcastle, Wyoming a couple is prohibited, by ordinance,
from doing the wild thing in the walk-in meat freezer of a store.
In Vermont, if you are a married woman and want to wear your
false teeth, you must get written permission from your husband.
In Pennsylvania there is an old ordinance that prohibits a
housewife from sweeping dirt under a rug within a dwelling.
In North Carolina you are not allowed to plow a cotton field using
an elephant. I guess that would be unfair to those that have to
plow with a mule!
Here's an oldie but goodie from the state of Oklahoma. If you
are a dog on private property, you must have a signed permit
from the mayor of your town in order to meet in groups of three
or more dogs.
New Mexico has a law that females must be unshaven in public.
In Florida, if you are a man, you are forbidden to wear a
strapless gown in public. What about high heels?
Gum chewers beware! National law in Singapore prohibits
chewing gum on subways. Violators can receive a fine, go to
jail, or both. In fact , there is a law in Singapore that prohibits
the sale of gum.
Also, if you smoke cigarettes, you better not bring them with
you. It is illegal to bring cigarettes into the country and cigarette
smoking is absolutely prohibited in public.
In Maine, it is illegal to walk down a street with untied shoe
strings.
Here's an old law from Alamo, Tennessee that might not be
such a bad idea to prevent all those DWI's. It's a law that
could be the cure law makers are looking for. The old law
in Alamo goes something like this; If found intoxicated, you
are required by law to have a local doctor administer a large
dose of castor oil... failure to comply will result in a fine.
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Do you believe this woman?
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A woman, stopped for speeding, claims that her speedometer
was broken and she was not aware that she was going over
the speed limit. The odd fact about this case was not whether
the speedometer was broken, but the extreme effort this woman
made in trying to convince the arresting officer and the judge of
her ignorance to how fast she really was going. The officers'
radar gun clocked this lady going 65 in a 30. Both the officer and<
the judge had difficulty believing this defendants' story.
It was later revealed that this woman had been stopped two
other times, in the same general vicinity, for speeding. Each time
the speed was in excess of 25 mph over the speed limit.
To date, her fines and lawyer fees have added up to hundreds of
dollars. She was required to attend state sponsored driving
school to reduce her points. How in the world as this lady able to keep her license? That's the amazing question I have about this case. I guess her lawyers
were more successful in convincing someone that she should
continue to risk her life and that of others.
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An Apology!
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I would like to apologize to all subscribers who received a duplicate
copy of the last issue of "Bizarre Police Chronicles." This happened
because I did not fully understand all aspects of the list servers
program. I thought I was sending the test newsletter to a test
subscriber only, but the whole list got it instead. So, the intended
copy and the test copy were both sent. You live and learn! You can
be assured this will not happen again.
Also, in the premiere issue and last weeks' issue #2, I gave the e-mail
address for readers to use when contacting me with comments,suggestions and
recommendations. Again, I did not fully understand
my new list servers program. I gave an e-mail address that could
only be used if my newsletter were a discussion list. I have created
a new e-mail address for you to send me any comments and
suggestions you might have regarding this newsletter. The new
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Chronicles Will Soon Be On The Web!
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The "Bizarre Police Chronicles" will soon be on the web. Be looking
for a special announcement in the next issue. This new web site will
be an extension of the newsletter and will have some surprises. It
will be a place to archive past issues, to discuss featured stories
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