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Welcome To
Bizarre Police Chronicles
Issue No. 6
May11, 2000
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Hello once again and welcome to the 6th issue. I hope you enjoy
the interesting stories and special features of this edition.
Please feel free to e-mail copies of this newsletter to your
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"Bizarre Police Chronicles."
Index:
The Absent Minded Robber!
The Real Scoop!
The Watchful Baseball Fan!
Something Smells Here!
Answer The Phone Please!
Strange And Bizarre Laws!
A True Genuine Cat Burglar!
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The Absent Minded Robber!
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A man with a gun demanded the convenience store clerk put all of
the money in a bag. The clerk complied to the demand and filled
the bag with all of the cash from his drawer.
After the bag had been filled and placed on the counter as
instructed, the robber demanded that the clerk give him a pack
of cigarettes. The clerk handed the robber the cigarettes as
requested. The robber then turned and walked out of the store
leaving the bag of cash behind.
Police got a good description of the robbery suspect and he was
arrested within 2 days after the crime, only blocks from the
store he robbed. This absent minded dummy actually told police
that he didn't realize the money bag was still on the counter
when he left the store. He made his get-away in a car and in his
haste he simply forgot to take the money with him. Once he got
to his house, he searched for the bag for nearly two hours
before realizing he may have left the bag at the store
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The Real Scoop!
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A man knocked down a woman who was walking her dog. He grabbed
a paper bag she was carrying and made his escape. The woman
reported the incident to the police and indicated that the bag
contained the results of her dog performing his bathroom duty.
The man was later arrested for assault and is serving time in
the work house. I understand he became quite the celebrity when
the other inmates found out what he took from this woman. They
even gave him several nicknames, including Scooper and Pooper.
Their favorite name for him is Dung Boy!
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The Watchful Baseball Fan!
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A man broke into the home of a family on vacation. One of the
stolen items was an expensive watch engraved with the owner's
name. Another stolen item was a ticket to a San Francisco
Giant's baseball game. You may have figured it out by now. This
dummy was arrested sitting in the seat that matched the stolen
ticket. Since it was a season ticket, it was very easy for the
police to find the seat. And guess what! The dummy was wearing
the engraved watch.
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Something Smells Here!
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After a long hard day at work, a construction worker returned
home with hopes of spending a relaxing evening in front of the
T.V. When he entered his apartment, he thought he smelled a
sweaty human odor. At first, he thought he might be smelling
his own odor, but after taking a shower the odor still persisted
and now he also detected another smell which could only be
described as smelling like a backed-up sewer.
After a bit of odor detecting, this gagging man finally tracked
the smells to a dining room closet. There are no sewer drains,
water pipes, food source or any thing else that should be
causing this problem in or around the closet. So why is the odor
so strong by the closet? The only conclusion this bewildered man
could determine was the possibility that there was an intruder
hiding in his closet. He thought about opening the closet door
and bringing this mystery to an end. However, he didn't know if
the intruder, if indeed there was one behind the door, had a
weapon. He certainly didn't want to get shot.
The only logical thing was to call 911 and let the police take
care of the problem of flushing-out the possible intruder. He
went into another room to call police and explain the situation
to the dispatcher. When police arrived, they did discover an
intruder. It was a man who explained that he had planned on
burglarizing the apartment and had been surprised by the
arrival of the apartment owner. He hide in the closet to await
an opportunity to escape without being detected. The terrible
body odor and the subsequent gastric problem gave this intruder
away. He indicated that he had dined at a restaurant just
minutes before breaking into the apartment. He ate three super
deluxe chili burgers with extra onions and hot peppers.
I sure pity the poor police officer that had to transport this
man to the station. I really feel sorry for anybody that may
have had to share a cell with this nauseating man.
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Answer The Phone Please!
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A Longview, Texas woman came into the police station to report
that her car and cellular phone had been stolen. After giving
the details to the police, an officer called the cell phone
number.To the woman's surprise, she heard the distinctive ring
of her phone coming from a group of people standing in line to
pay their parking tickets. What's even more bizarre? The dumb
criminal answered the phone and was immediately arrested.
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Strange And Bizarre Laws!
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Some of these laws are still on the books, while others no
longer exist. In any case, I hope you find them amusing and
somewhat thought provoking.
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In Rhode Island, you better not throw pickle juice on a trolley
or you could be charged for committing a crime.
Also in Rhode Island, you can only sell toothpaste or a tooth-
brush, but not both to the same person on Sunday.
In Fort Madison, Iowa, firefighters must practice putting out
a fire for fifteen minutes before they are allowed to go and
put out the real fire.
Hastings, Nebraska hotels must provide guest with a clean,
white nightshirt.Couples engaging in sex must wear their
nightshirt while performing the act. If they don't, they will
be breaking the law!
Here are some bizarre laws from Denver, Colorado:
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In Denver its against the law to lend a vacuum cleaner to a
next-door neighbor.
Another Denver law forbids you from driving a black car on
Sunday.
In Denver public parks, dogs must be notified of a dog catchers
intent to impound them, by posting notices for three consecutive
days. These notices must be posted on trees and park roadside
areas.
In Sarasota, Florida, don't sing if you are wearing a swimsuit
in public. You could get arrested for an illegal act.
In West Virginia, children can not attend school if their
breath smells like wild onions. So that's how you can get out
of school without playing hooky. To bad I didn't know this when
I was a kid!
In Louisiana, as in any other state, bank robbery is illegal,
but in this state there is a specific law that also prohibits
the robber from shooting the bank teller with a water pistol.
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A True Genuine Cat Burglar!
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A California woman owns a cat that loves to collect anything
that captures its fancy. Bugsbee the feline has been in trouble
a number of times collecting silverware, coins, packs of
cigarettes, teddy bears, and numerous other items that he
found in peoples cars,garages, yards, and even in their homes.
He was seen leaving the scene of the crime a number of times.
One man even saw the cat come into his house through an open
window in a bedroom, jump up on a dresser as though he knew
exactly where to go, and then grab a money clip with his mouth.
The money clip contained over $100 in folded cash. When the
owner startled Bugsby, he dropped the loot and made his escape
through the open window.
After awhile,the cat got quite a reputation in his neighborhood.
Eventually, Bugsbee's owner started holding retrieval parties for
neighbors to reclaim items Bugsbee had collected that week.
One week, in particular, was very eventful. Bugsbee brought home
a bag of marijuana. Not just a small bag, but one that weighed
nearly one pound. At first, the cat's owner wasn't sure what
Bugsbee was bringing home. She thought it might be tobacco in a
raw state, or some kind of plant or weed. When her friend
identified it as marijuana, the police were called. Police were
sure that more of the same was waiting for Bugsbee to collect.
So an officer was assigned to tail the cat (no pun intended)
and find out where the marijuana was coming from.
For days the officer would follow the cat and witness cat
burglary after cat burglary. Bugsbee was very elusive at times
and was impossible to track. Then at other times, Bugsbee
made no effort to hide his thievery. On one occasion during
the middle of the week, Bugsbee collected another bag of
marijuana.Once again it weighed in at about one pound. However,
this was one occasion Bugsbee was elusive and the officer was
unable to track down the location of where Bugsbee made his
collection.
Finally, at the end of the week, the officer was able to track
Bugsbee as he collected another bag of marijuana from an
apartment building. The cat was entering the apartment through
a balcony window on the second floor. The resourceful cat
actually reached the balcony by climbing up a fire escape.
Once the officer had the proof in his hands, drug enforcement
officers were called. A husband and wife occupying the apartment
were arrested for possession with intent to sell. A search of
the apartment turned up more than fifty pounds of marijuana. The
husband and wife team had so many bags of marijuana that they
didn't realize they were being ripped off by the great cat
burglar.
Bugsbee is now a celebrity and a real hero, but he continues
his quest to collect the unusual, and the bizarre. I hear he's
now collecting Pok'emon cards, and credit card
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